Dear Brad,
Just because you are a powerful, altruistic, celebrity do-gooder with nice eyes is no reason you should be walking out in leather pants. And please shave.
Thanks,
Debbie
Uch, my eyes, it hurts just to look! It's like the sun--don't stare directly at it.
You looked much better when you were with Jen, Brad. Team Aniston, represent.
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