In case you hadn't noticed, I hate Europeans and their dumb culture. That said, it's always super lulzy when they try to act like American thugs/tough guys (see my earlier post "Can Foreigners Play Thugcore??"). SYWH Latin American Bureau Chief Jose Jr. Galvan shares the latest and greatest example, Germany's Goodfellas Mafia, or GFM. Here is their video-- I don't speak a word of German, so maybe someone can help translate for us?Is this real life?!
Very interesting photo from their MySpace (which is "veganxxxrap")-- not sure what to make of it other than to go down the "Euro checklist": Fanny pack? Check. Speedo? Check. Cheap-looking pleather jacket? Check. Yep, they're Europeans!What's wrong with Europe??? Why can't they just stick to what they know: cheese, luxury cars, and ineffective, socialist welfare programs. Why do they try to act tough? Do they know how silly it looks to have a "Fuck Ya All" tattoo on your upper lip?? Maybe Danny Dyer can interview these guys-- "Cor fuckin ell, these blokes'r off their rockuhs! The one wit the face tattoos, ee seems like a lovely geezuh, but the gay one, ee's a bit off."
